tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post5190373932280750439..comments2023-10-06T05:34:22.641-07:00Comments on Enduring Romance: LOTTERY Cyber-Launch Party!Kimber Lihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03982239712083114488noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-34941045701001545462007-08-03T20:01:00.000-07:002007-08-03T20:01:00.000-07:00The drawing is now closed. I will now have a chil...The drawing is now closed. I will now have a child draw one of your names from an empty coffee can because I couldn't find a hat. Somehow, it seems more appropriate anyway.Kimber Lihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03982239712083114488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-1758240409166261042007-08-03T19:49:00.000-07:002007-08-03T19:49:00.000-07:00Kimber stands nearby, face buried in her hands. B...Kimber stands nearby, face buried in her hands. But, then, she feels a strong hand on her shoulder and looks up. "Delano?"<BR/><BR/>"Don't worry about this mess. We're making Junior clean this all up, since she blew up your galley."<BR/><BR/>"Kitchen."<BR/><BR/>"Whatever."<BR/><BR/>"Thanks." Kimber drops her hands and watches him trudge of the hill.<BR/><BR/>Junior's already shoveling charred debris into a wheelbarrel. <BR/><BR/>"This has been one heck of a party. Only ten minutes to 7 O'clock and the drawing will be held. I'd better go find a hat."Kimber Lihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03982239712083114488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-12396081613508392302007-08-03T18:37:00.000-07:002007-08-03T18:37:00.000-07:00*Whips out the double-sided fuchsia light saber*"Y...*Whips out the double-sided fuchsia light saber*<BR/><BR/>"You'd think the darn things would learn!"<BR/><BR/>What ensues is a terrible sight...Tribbles flying...furry parts landing in the coffee...oh the humanity! Coffee should never have Tribble pieces in it!LadyBroncohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06183579333201986066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-9883715865878047302007-08-03T18:22:00.000-07:002007-08-03T18:22:00.000-07:00"huh? Huh? Blaaa!! I got tribble fur in my mouth!"..."huh? Huh? Blaaa!! I got tribble fur in my mouth!"<BR/>*Lady B drags a bedraggled Patricia Wood out from under a pile of critters*<BR/>"I know.<BR/>It wasn't a good idea to shut my eyes...<BR/>hey where's my purse?<BR/>Oh man!<BR/>Those tribbles have my credit card over at the cash bar!<BR/>help me Lady B!"ORIONhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01534064935115027523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-15667149918169322212007-08-03T16:57:00.000-07:002007-08-03T16:57:00.000-07:00"WooHoo, it's Friday! Hey, is there any coffee lef..."WooHoo, it's Friday! Hey, is there any coffee left? I could sure use some!"<BR/><BR/>*LadyB trips over a pile of Tribbles that is partially obscuring a blond head that bears an uncanny resemblance to the top of Pat's head.*<BR/><BR/>"Pat? Is that you?"LadyBroncohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06183579333201986066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-88607241527578472442007-08-03T15:12:00.000-07:002007-08-03T15:12:00.000-07:00"I'll see what I can do." Kimber pours Lisa an en..."I'll see what I can do." Kimber pours Lisa an enormous cup of Racknichino. "R2 owes me a favor for not snitching on him the last time he saudered C3Po's heels together."Kimber Lihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03982239712083114488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-89638975292935313882007-08-03T10:19:00.000-07:002007-08-03T10:19:00.000-07:00Hi Pat! Jeez, is it lunchtime already? (Lisa spot...Hi Pat! Jeez, is it lunchtime already? <BR/><BR/>(Lisa spots Klingons sitting in the corner booth drinking something truly vile smelling. Oh well, it's five o'clock somewhere.) <BR/><BR/>(Lisa leans forward over the bar, looking slightly embarrassed.) <BR/><BR/>Kimber An, about my uh. . . ."technical glitch," could you ask R2D2 to email me once the party's over?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-72247073478445267192007-08-03T07:55:00.000-07:002007-08-03T07:55:00.000-07:00Coffee? do I smell coffee?And muffins?*curls up on...Coffee? do I smell coffee?<BR/>And muffins?<BR/>*curls up on a pile of tribbles and closes eyes*<BR/>*starts snoring*<BR/>*hand moves compulsively in signing gesture*ORIONhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01534064935115027523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-41540799619987870522007-08-03T07:07:00.000-07:002007-08-03T07:07:00.000-07:00Good morning, Michelle, Lisa, Pat, Lady B, and Kim...Good morning, Michelle, Lisa, Pat, Lady B, and Kimber Chin! Don't worry. The coffee will be here any minute now.Kimber Lihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03982239712083114488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-73057397251554909992007-08-03T07:06:00.000-07:002007-08-03T07:06:00.000-07:00Kimber's head pops up behind the driftwood. Tribb...Kimber's head pops up behind the driftwood. Tribbles tumble off her. "Skinny-dipping? All right, you people! That's enough. Some of my younger friends might pop in. The sight of naked Bolian might make them throw up." She pulls herself up and staggers over. <BR/><BR/>Looking up the hill, she sees only charred remains. "Great." She whips out her Star Trek communicator and flips open the top just like Captain Kirk. "Kimber to Scotty. Come in, Scotty. This is an emergency. Take the Enterprise to full tactical alert."<BR/><BR/>"Scot here."<BR/><BR/>Kimber breathes relief. "Junior blew up my coffee-maker and..."<BR/><BR/>"Have you tried giving her Ritilin?"<BR/><BR/>"Unfortunately, Dr. Isaiah Freeman is into natural remedies. Listen, I had three child-induced interruptions to my beauty sleep last night. A nosebleed and two nightmares. I need Klingon coffee NOW! Raknichino, double-strong, double-sweet. Send down a case of that and three dozen muffins, half banana-nut and half chocolate-chocolate chip."<BR/><BR/>"Understood. Scotty out."<BR/><BR/>Kimber tucks away the communicator and approaches her friends. "It's all right. Scotty owes me a big favor. I took the heat for him when he beamed all those Tribbles on to the Klingon's ship after that incident on the K-7 space station."Kimber Lihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03982239712083114488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-22187043478215829692007-08-03T06:46:00.000-07:002007-08-03T06:46:00.000-07:00Kimber, the other less hooked up Kimber here. Wow...Kimber, the other less hooked up Kimber here. Wow, this place is popping. You know how to throw a party!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-69060620303987727602007-08-03T05:53:00.000-07:002007-08-03T05:53:00.000-07:00*sticks head in door really quick*"Hey Madame Kimb...*sticks head in door really quick*<BR/><BR/>"Hey Madame Kimber...I'll be in after work today! Can't wait!"LadyBroncohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06183579333201986066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-52992466467410387772007-08-03T04:39:00.000-07:002007-08-03T04:39:00.000-07:00Kimber An, if you could snag R2D2 for me that'd b...Kimber An, if you could snag R2D2 for me that'd be great! As you can see, the techno-glitches persist. <BR/><BR/>Where's the coffee and muffins? Need caffeine badly. <BR/><BR/>(Staggers over to a bar stool. She notices with confusion the puddles of water on the floor. Looks like the skinny-dippers passed through on their way to who knows where.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-17210195778372366982007-08-02T23:33:00.000-07:002007-08-02T23:33:00.000-07:00Oh man!!! I just got back from the signing. Its 83...Oh man!!! I just got back from the signing. Its 830 pm and I am SOOOO TIRED!<BR/>It must have been that Transdimensional Vortex Chamber.<BR/>much aloha to you all!!!!!ORIONhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01534064935115027523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-11117998102705476272007-08-02T21:11:00.000-07:002007-08-02T21:11:00.000-07:00Michelle sips her Piña Colada and notices Kimber a...Michelle sips her Piña Colada and notices Kimber asleep. <BR/><BR/>"Kimber, Kimber, wake up! You're missing the best stuff! Half the party's gone skinny-dipping!"<BR/><BR/>;]Michelle Moranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10497613149977132385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-38841374717241760252007-08-02T19:32:00.000-07:002007-08-02T19:32:00.000-07:00"I'm too mommyfied for these all night parties. I..."I'm too mommyfied for these all night parties. I just hope I can salvage the super-turbo coffee maker come morning." Kimber falls asleep behind a rather large chunk of driftwood, a tequila in her hand. A large herd of Tribbles escape the Klingons and hide by pretending to be her blanket.Kimber Lihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03982239712083114488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-71935062507025118172007-08-02T16:29:00.000-07:002007-08-02T16:29:00.000-07:00Distracted by a flaming torch juggler with tremend...Distracted by a flaming torch juggler with tremendous biceps, Kimber is mutting, "I'm married, I'm married, I'm HAPPILY married..." She notices Michelle, M.G., and Lisa. Blushing just a little and clearing her throat, she walks over to greet them. "Hi!" She sees Lisa scurrying back through the Chamber. "Techno-problems. Maybe I can get R2D2 for her." She hands drinks to Michelle and M.G. "Thanks for popping in. Are you entering the surfing contest?"Kimber Lihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03982239712083114488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-36711122262111672312007-08-02T14:50:00.000-07:002007-08-02T14:50:00.000-07:00Here's to a FANTASTIC debut for a FANTASTIC novel!...Here's to a FANTASTIC debut for a FANTASTIC novel!!!!Michelle Moranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10497613149977132385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-24380540115198199342007-08-02T12:19:00.000-07:002007-08-02T12:19:00.000-07:00I'm here! Congrats, Pat! May your next stop be The...I'm here! Congrats, Pat! May your next stop be The List.Mindy Tarquinihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02970872751327021013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-19287459273335276412007-08-02T11:24:00.000-07:002007-08-02T11:24:00.000-07:00Crap! (Scurries off to try again.)Crap! (Scurries off to try again.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-54615478840566553702007-08-02T11:23:00.000-07:002007-08-02T11:23:00.000-07:00I'm back. Let's see if this works.I'm back. Let's see if this works.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-76960744609661358202007-08-02T11:17:00.000-07:002007-08-02T11:17:00.000-07:00Go to profile, edit profile, share profile. Got i...Go to profile, edit profile, share profile. Got it. Be right back. (Scurries off.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-23412383150813403262007-08-02T11:12:00.000-07:002007-08-02T11:12:00.000-07:00Hi again, Lisa! I think you need to sign into you...Hi again, Lisa! I think you need to sign into your Blogger account. Go to your Profile. Click on Edit Profile. Check the box near the top of the page which says Share Profile. I think that will do it, but it has been a while since I've set up my initial account.<BR/>:o)<BR/>Kimber picks Tribble fur out of her teeth and bites a zuccini slice off the shish-kebob instead. "I'm tellin' ya, this is absolutely the last time I hire Klingon caterers." She waves a hand to her friends. "I'll be back in a little while. I've got to go tromping through the Alaskan wilderness now. Be back soon. If the Borg Queen shows up, keep an eye on Mr. Alien over there. His much too polite and I'm afraid she'll assimilate him if he asks to buy her a drink."Kimber Lihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03982239712083114488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-68352336534669626212007-08-02T10:36:00.000-07:002007-08-02T10:36:00.000-07:00Kimber An, I've been meaning to ask you about that...Kimber An, I've been meaning to ask you about that. Hey everybody, I'm about to wave my ignorance around in public. How do I link my username? (hangs head in techno-idiot shame)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4196814472111690551.post-56100762831513158152007-08-02T09:56:00.000-07:002007-08-02T09:56:00.000-07:00Hi, Lisa Shearin! You know, if you link your user...Hi, Lisa Shearin! You know, if you link your username in these posts people can pop right over to your blog and website and learn all about your debut novel, MAGIC LOST, TROUBLE FOUND!<BR/>;)<BR/>Oh, good, Lisa R. I'm sure lots of Pat's Blog Buddies are going to want to see those pictures too.Kimber Lihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03982239712083114488noreply@blogger.com