Harry Potter's a Bad Influence On Me

Okay, now we've covered THE GOBLET OF FIRE, THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX, and we're, ahem, patiently awaiting THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE.  So, anyway, my daughter told me Dad told her he'd buy THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE on Blu-Ray DVD if she got her math grade up to a B.  So, I was like, "When's the report card getting here?"  And she was like, "I dunno."  And I said, "Well, if you don't make a B, I'll show you how to change it on the card."  And Dad was like, "Hey!"
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The special effects in GOBLET OF FIRE were awesome, my poor boy Draco Malfoy got turned into a ferret, and the guy who played Cedric Diggory was really cute, you know, for a brown-haired guy.  Looked strangely familiar, hmmm.  I think his real name was, um, Robert Whathisname Pattinson, or something like that.  I've never actually watched TWILIGHT yet, but I've seen the trailors and I think he's cuter in HARRY POTTER because he laughs and has fun. 

I've always preferred fun-laughing, funny guys...and blonds.  But, no one's perfect.  Can't believe Professor Moody turned my boy into a ferret!
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The pink lady in THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX was just plain freaky, totally my kind of villain.  Sweet, wonderful, eeeevill freakin' psycho!  Harry also got some num-nums from his first girlfriend, Cho.  I mean he got a kiss.  Me and my daughter ranked it at least an 9.  The mistletoe was a nice touch.
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Only six more months until DEATHLY HALLOWS part one hits theaters.  Will I let my daughter skip school so we can hit the premier in Anchorage?  Heck, yeah!  Baaaad mommy!  Bad!
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P.S. My daughter finally admitted Anakin is cuter than Luke Skywalker.  So, you see, she's turning out all right in spite of my shortcomings.