Saturday, May 22, 2010

Harry Potter's a Bad Influence On Me

Okay, now we've covered THE GOBLET OF FIRE, THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX, and we're, ahem, patiently awaiting THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE.  So, anyway, my daughter told me Dad told her he'd buy THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE on Blu-Ray DVD if she got her math grade up to a B.  So, I was like, "When's the report card getting here?"  And she was like, "I dunno."  And I said, "Well, if you don't make a B, I'll show you how to change it on the card."  And Dad was like, "Hey!"
The special effects in GOBLET OF FIRE were awesome, my poor boy Draco Malfoy got turned into a ferret, and the guy who played Cedric Diggory was really cute, you know, for a brown-haired guy.  Looked strangely familiar, hmmm.  I think his real name was, um, Robert Whathisname Pattinson, or something like that.  I've never actually watched TWILIGHT yet, but I've seen the trailors and I think he's cuter in HARRY POTTER because he laughs and has fun. 

I've always preferred fun-laughing, funny guys...and blonds.  But, no one's perfect.  Can't believe Professor Moody turned my boy into a ferret!
The pink lady in THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX was just plain freaky, totally my kind of villain.  Sweet, wonderful, eeeevill freakin' psycho!  Harry also got some num-nums from his first girlfriend, Cho.  I mean he got a kiss.  Me and my daughter ranked it at least an 9.  The mistletoe was a nice touch.
Only six more months until DEATHLY HALLOWS part one hits theaters.  Will I let my daughter skip school so we can hit the premier in Anchorage?  Heck, yeah!  Baaaad mommy!  Bad!
P.S. My daughter finally admitted Anakin is cuter than Luke Skywalker.  So, you see, she's turning out all right in spite of my shortcomings.


Mystery Robin said...

Oh yeah, I agree he's cuter as Cedric. And I loved Cedric in the books. I just don't see the attraction to pale and pointy.

BUT I must say that Han Solo is much hotter than either Luke or Anakin. ;)

Kimber An said...

Oh, Han is definitely a studmuffin, but Anakin, while admittedly a whiner, was hot. At this point, my daughter would remind you that I have a thing for blond hotties. And then she'd tell me I seriously need to get over it.

But, she's not here right now, mwah-hah-hah!

Kimber An said...

Come to think of it, Harrison Ford, Brandon Frasure, and Will Smith are pretty much the only non-blonds guys I think are hot. Notice they're all tall and hilarious.

Kelley Vitollo said...

I love Harry Potter. Can't wait for Deathly Hallows movie.

Great blog!