Saturday, May 22, 2010
Harry Potter's a Bad Influence On Me
The special effects in GOBLET OF FIRE were awesome, my poor boy Draco Malfoy got turned into a ferret, and the guy who played Cedric Diggory was really cute, you know, for a brown-haired guy. Looked strangely familiar, hmmm. I think his real name was, um, Robert Whathisname Pattinson, or something like that. I've never actually watched TWILIGHT yet, but I've seen the trailors and I think he's cuter in HARRY POTTER because he laughs and has fun.
The pink lady in THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX was just plain freaky, totally my kind of villain. Sweet, wonderful, eeeevill freakin' psycho! Harry also got some num-nums from his first girlfriend, Cho. I mean he got a kiss. Me and my daughter ranked it at least an 9. The mistletoe was a nice touch.
Only six more months until DEATHLY HALLOWS part one hits theaters. Will I let my daughter skip school so we can hit the premier in Anchorage? Heck, yeah! Baaaad mommy! Bad!
P.S. My daughter finally admitted Anakin is cuter than Luke Skywalker. So, you see, she's turning out all right in spite of my shortcomings.